Huntington Beach to Reinstate Segregation and Remove Property Ownership Rights from Women

Alabama Woman Vows to Protect Jar of Husband’s Frozen Sperm

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Brother and Sister in Alabama, Marry, Vow to Protect Unused Sperm

Woman Learns Hidden Truths About Liberals Thanks to YouTube

Trump Proclaims Feces Edible; Base Eats it Up!

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Weinstein, Spacey, Polanski Form Power Trio; Will Open for Rush

Birthers Argue Hawaii’s Not a Real State

2024 Trump-Kardashian Ticket Not Ruled Out

Lady Gaga to Wear Buffalo Bill Inspired Flesh Suit

Liberal Couple Admits They Really are Better Than Everyone Else

First Ever Person Changes Mind Thanks to Facebook Post

Florida Douchebag Wins Seat in State Senate Race (a Literal Douchebag)

Now He Really Said It…

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High Court Considers 2nd Amendment Change so Any A-Hole Can Own a Gun

Generation X Bar Scene Destroyed by Confusing Millennial Bathrooms

Married Couple Has Harrowing Experience Changing Diaper