Arkansas Man Tired of Selecting Images of Bikes to Prove He’s Human, Buys Gun Instead

ARKANSAS – A survivalist named Birk Whitefart has grown tired of recaptcha and decided the best way he can prove he’s human, and American, is to buy more guns. He has an AR-15 ready at every doorway for the day those Internet bots make their move to take over the mean streets of Arkansas.

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By Rollo Tomassi, Entertainment Writer

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