Florida Douchebag Wins Seat in State Senate Race (a Literal Douchebag)
FLORIDA – A Republican woman, Rosemary Sweet, registered an actual douchebag under her … Read more
Memes
Now He Really Said It…
Now, he said it. He really did. #meme #fakenews #morganfreeman #thingsmorganfreemandidntsay … Read more
HEADLINE: Old People Die – It’s Just What They Do
Recent studies from some of the most prominent medical facilities in the … Read more
High Court Considers 2nd Amendment Change so Any A-Hole Can Own a Gun
The Supreme Court is considering hearing a case that would drastically change … Read more
Generation X Bar Scene Destroyed by Confusing Millennial Bathrooms
PORTLAND- A mid-40’s Portland, Maine man has recently realized there is nothing … Read more
Married Couple Has Harrowing Experience Changing Diaper
HEARTLAND – A Mid-Western Married couple recently had an incredibly difficult time … Read more
FLASHBACK: White House Prepares for North Korea Meeting by Watching ‘The Interview’
WASHINGTON – James Franco and Seth Rogen may have not realized the … Read more
YouTube Prankster Calls Tattoo Shop, Gets Owned
CAVE JUNCTION, OR – A Southern Oregon YouTuber, with 72 subscribers and … Read more
Kanye West Stands by Slavery Remarks; Pledges Indentured Servitude to Trump
Following his controversial “sounds like a choice” regarding slavery remarks, Kanye West … Read more
15 Minutes of Fame Old News, Millennials Relevant all of the Time
NEW YORK – When Andy Warhol said, “In the future, everyone will … Read more
In the Wake of Parkland Comment Controversy, Nugent Announces White House Bid
The otherwise irrelevant Ted Nugent has announced his bid for a 2020 … Read more
LaVar Ball Announces Plans to Eat Lesser Talented Son on Final Episode of Ball in the Family
CHINO HILLS – Apparently disappointed by his NBA prospects, LiAngelo Ball’s options … Read more
NFL Cheerleaders Consider Showing Less Cleavage in Anthem Protest
NEW YORK – In a recent press release, NFL Cheerleaders have announced … Read more