HEADLINE: Old People Die – It’s Just What They Do
Recent studies from some of the most prominent medical facilities in the … Read more
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High Court Considers 2nd Amendment Change so Any A-Hole Can Own a Gun
The Supreme Court is considering hearing a case that would drastically change … Read more
Generation X Bar Scene Destroyed by Confusing Millennial Bathrooms
PORTLAND- A mid-40’s Portland, Maine man has recently realized there is nothing … Read more
Married Couple Has Harrowing Experience Changing Diaper
HEARTLAND – A Mid-Western Married couple recently had an incredibly difficult time … Read more
YouTube Prankster Calls Tattoo Shop, Gets Owned
CAVE JUNCTION, OR – A Southern Oregon YouTuber, with 72 subscribers and … Read more
Local Yelper Apologizes for Taking so Long to Write Review, Blasts Parking of Local Butcher Shop
SPRINGFIELD – Local Yelper, Becky C., took time out of her self-important … Read more
Kanye West Stands by Slavery Remarks; Pledges Indentured Servitude to Trump
Following his controversial “sounds like a choice” regarding slavery remarks, Kanye West … Read more
15 Minutes of Fame Old News, Millennials Relevant all of the Time
NEW YORK – When Andy Warhol said, “In the future, everyone will … Read more
In the Wake of Parkland Comment Controversy, Nugent Announces White House Bid
The otherwise irrelevant Ted Nugent has announced his bid for a 2020 … Read more
LaVar Ball Announces Plans to Eat Lesser Talented Son on Final Episode of Ball in the Family
CHINO HILLS – Apparently disappointed by his NBA prospects, LiAngelo Ball’s options … Read more
NFL Cheerleaders Consider Showing Less Cleavage in Anthem Protest
NEW YORK – In a recent press release, NFL Cheerleaders have announced … Read more
Floridian “Glad We Got Trump, Nobody Wanted a Celebrity”
FORT MYERS – More than a year after the unexpected Trump presidential … Read more
Man Mistakes Walmart Good Friday Sale for Protest; Marches Anyway
RIVERDALE – A Wal-Mart in Riverdale, GA had a big crowd gathering … Read more