CALIFORNIA – A small-town California woman is certain that liberal masterminds have been working since the invention of planes to use chemicals to create democrats. “Every damn one of them trails yous see, is a liberal plane trying to control our minds to get us to vote for a damn democrat,” she exclaimed, while on her way to watch the Pacific Airshow in Huntington Beach to celebrate the meaning of being a true patriot.
By Winston Smith, Lead Rectifier