Join us as we sail the seas of misinformation!
EDITOR-IN-CHIEF
Emmanuel Goldstein
Our elusive leader, inspires and angers us; he enrages and incites the masses. He brings the herd home in a unifying ‘bleet’ of joy.
LEAD RECTIFIER
Winston Smith
He ultimately defines, creates, accommodates and questions all that you read.
FICTION DEPARTMENT
Julia Doe
It’s really a don’t ask, don’t tell approach. Just feel confident in knowing she has done this before.
ENTERTAINMENT WRITER
Rollo Tomassi
The unique approach of Mr. Tomassi methods revolve around his eternal belief that all works of fiction are based on a true story.
D&H STAFFERS
Ashtray
Milo the Fish
Marv Gomez
Janice Susan-Shannon
This website and all we do is done so in the loving memory of Aunt Eunice (1972-2014)