FORT MYERS – More than a year after the unexpected Trump presidential victory, supporters around the country continue to wallow in the wave of triumph. Ace McMilikan, owner of Alligator Adventures/Swamp Tours in Florida, continues to sing the praises of President Trump.
“Well, we’ve seen more gators than ever,” says McMilikan, “and I’m sure that’s because of this president. He understands the needs of Americans more than any of those a-hole Hollywood celebrities running for office. He’s a real American, doesn’t care about ratings and Oscar awards. This isn’t a guy who needs his ego stroked. That I know for sure.”
The one-armed Florida resident went on to say, “He’s someone I can really relate to. He understands us blue collar-types. I’m glad we got Trump, nobody wanted a celebrity.”
By Winston Smith, Lead Rectifier