SPRINGFIELD – Local Yelper, Becky C., took time out of her self-important life to apologize to her many Yelp fans/friends for taking her time to review long time, family owned butcher shop.
“I’m so sorry I took so long to write this review” she stated. She went on to acknowledge the butcher shop had an “Ahhhhmazing” selection of marinated tri-tips and bountiful sandwich selection. However, she felt compelled to berate the minimal parking spaces directly in front of the business. She had “to, like park o,n the street or something,” thus earning a 2 star review.
This D&H staffer really wishes Becky C. Could report on these heinous parking conditions in a more timely manner. I almost went there and could have been subjected to parking “down the street.”
By Milo the Fish, D&H Staffer
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